Breaking: RAF fighters escorting Pakistan airlines jet diverted from Manchester to Stansted

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Yikes: Pakistan Airways plane - on the way to Manchester - has been diverted and is being escorted by Typhoon fighters.

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RAF fighter jets are escorting a Pakistan International Airlines passenger plane which has been diverted from Manchester to Stansted airport

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